why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
what are snails even trying to do
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
without worrying about them first
People make so much fun of me for that, and I just, I don’t know. It’s like, if you win an award, isn’t that crazy? … How do you sit there and be like ‘Oh, another Grammy. I guess I’m gonna get that now’?
you said I was gonna be a mermaid